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Wednesday, May 25, 2011

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Happy Hump Day!

Ladies, I've been talking to men at my two favorite cigar spots. What some have told me: They DO NOT like when women step into any establishment frequented by mostly men and start doing too much: Prancing around Flirting with every man in the joint, drunk, high, talking too loudly, cussing like a sailor and not being a lady. (I've been a witness to this behavior).

Now, ladies, these men will smile, talk to you and buy you a taco.  They will also hump you until you have nothing left, including your dignity then leave you like a thief in the night with nothing but a dream...

My advice is to enter like a lamb and to ALWAYS keep it Lady Like with a subtle sexy twist. 

Au revoir!
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