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Saturday, May 19, 2012

Love Em, But Leave Em

This is a cautionary post for all my ladies over 40...

Ladies, Men that are in their late 20's and 30's are not to be considered for a serious relationship.  They are for: Looking at with lustful eyes sometimes, fantasizing about while pleasuring yourself, updating your iPod with all the latest rap for your gym workouts, for telling you they'd drink your urine (true story), and for sexing sometimes. 

Do NOT and I Repeat Do NOT confuse multiple orgasms, for loving him And, by all means Do NOT look into his eyes, if you do, you are a goner.  They have some kinda hypnotic power!  (My friend, in my head, Wendy Williams agrees, well truth be told she warned us, the 40 sumthins, on her show about this). Look at Demi Moore, she has completely lost her mind.  What a shame, she didn't recognize what it really was.

These relationships don't work as long term anyway for several reasons.  The most important reason is a woman in her 40's eggs are probably all dried up.  And you know he'll eventually want a child.  Most 40 sumthins don't want any more children even if the seed finds an unsuspecting viable egg to penetrate,  because they probably have grown kids and grands too. 

So, my 40 and up sistas recognize what it is and LOVE EM, BUT LEAVE EM...  05/19/12, 2200
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